Sunday, 30 September 2007
Saturday, 29 September 2007
Friday, 28 September 2007
Thursday, 27 September 2007
Wednesday, 26 September 2007
Video: Puppy Photo Everyday
A video collection of photos of Bodie, a Labrador puppy, everyday from age 7 weeks to 6 months. Over 5,000 photos were shot to get the 200 used in this video.
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Video: Puppy Photo Everyday
A video collection of photos of Bodie, a Labrador puppy, everyday from age 7 weeks to 6 months. Over 5,000 photos were shot to get the 200 used in this video.
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Joke: The Crash Site
A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Well, did you see what happened?"
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Well, did you see what happened?"
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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Joke: The Crash Site
A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed. As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Well, did you see what happened?"
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.
"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Well, did you see what happened?"
The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.
"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.
The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers
"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.
Again, the monkey nodded.
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"
The monkey nodded.
"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.
The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.
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Tuesday, 25 September 2007
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Thursday, 20 September 2007
Fields of Gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
Well forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that Ive broken
But I swear in the days still left
Well walk in the fields of gold
Well walk in the fields of gold
Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
Well forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that Ive broken
But I swear in the days still left
Well walk in the fields of gold
Well walk in the fields of gold
Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
Fields of Gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
Well forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that Ive broken
But I swear in the days still left
Well walk in the fields of gold
Well walk in the fields of gold
Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
Well forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that Ive broken
But I swear in the days still left
Well walk in the fields of gold
Well walk in the fields of gold
Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Japan's love affair with canine fashion
Dogs now outnumber children aged 10 and under in Japan -- there were 13.1 million dogs in 2006. As the number of humans shrink, the dog population is growing, research firm Euromonitor said, and so is the market for dog-related products.
Japan's love affair with canine fashion
Dogs now outnumber children aged 10 and under in Japan -- there were 13.1 million dogs in 2006. As the number of humans shrink, the dog population is growing, research firm Euromonitor said, and so is the market for dog-related products.
Joke: Talking Parrot
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Joke: Talking Parrot
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Wednesday, 5 September 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 1
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
She had mittens.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 1
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
She had mittens.
How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look.
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year!"
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby.
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do cats use to make coffee?
A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A duck filled fatty puss.
Tuesday, 4 September 2007
What did Jeff do?
Don't let this sweet, furry, innocent face fool you.
Jeff kills things. In fact, this whole website contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. Read the full disclaimer.
He's still pretty cute though.
Jeff kills things. In fact, this whole website contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. Read the full disclaimer.
He's still pretty cute though.
What did Jeff do?
Don't let this sweet, furry, innocent face fool you.
Jeff kills things. In fact, this whole website contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. Read the full disclaimer.
He's still pretty cute though.
Jeff kills things. In fact, this whole website contains disgusting/disturbing images, has no value whatsoever, and due to its content should not be viewed by anyone. Read the full disclaimer.
He's still pretty cute though.
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