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Wednesday, 31 October 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Cats, Part 3
What do you use to comb a cat?
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
A catacomb.
What does a cat do when it gets mad?
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream cone.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
”Let us prey.”
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
He stole the whole show!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cat's favorite car?
The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
What is a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
Claw Enforcement.
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
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Wednesday, 24 October 2007
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 11
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Dogs, Part 11
What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.
A watch dog.
What happens to dogs who run behind cars?
They end up exhausted.
What happens when a dog eats onions?
His bark is worse than his bite.
What happens when a dog talks too much?
His tongue wags faster than his tail.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What is the dogs favorite city?
New Yorkie!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What kind of dog do farmers like best?
A Saint Barnyard.
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Halloween Decorating, Bunny Style
Most people don't realize it, but bunnies enjoy decorating for Halloween just as much as their two-footed friends.
Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch
Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch
Halloween Decorating, Bunny Style
Most people don't realize it, but bunnies enjoy decorating for Halloween just as much as their two-footed friends.
Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch
Many more decorating ideas at: hopscotch
Monday, 22 October 2007
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Wednesday, 17 October 2007
Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee
Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
Joke: Bar Mitzva Bee
Two bees met in a field. One said to the other, "How are things going?" "Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been cold, wet and damp, and there aren't any flowers, so I can't make honey."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be. There was plenty of fruit and, oh, such huge floral arrangements on every table."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a WASP."
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