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Monday, 4 April 2005

THE WALRUS IS WASHING HIS WIGS!

THE WIGS ARE WET! THAT'S BECAUSE THE DEEP-SEA CREEPS PUT POTATO CHIPS ON THE WIGS!

WAY TO GO, WALRUS! NOW YOU HAVE THE CLEANEST WIGS!!

EXECUTIVE PIZZA-WIG IS IN TOWN!

HE IS MEETING WITH EXECUTIVE BEAN-WIGS! THEY ARE DOING THE INVENTORIES FOR THE BEANS! SUPER MOP-TOP LEFT THEM IN THE TUBS!! EXECUTIVE PIZZA-WIG CAME ON THE AIRPLANES!

HE BROUGHT AIRPLANE-WIGS FOR HIS EMPLOYEES! NOW THEY CAN WEAR THEM ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS! THREE CHEERS FOR EXECUTIVE PIZZA-WIG!!!

Tuesday, 29 March 2005

MORE TRAVEL NEWS

THE VOLCANO WASN'T IN THE WOODS! IT WAS IN THE JUNGLES!!

THE SHRIMPS DID FLIPS!!

I AM BACK FROM THE JUNGLE! IT WAS IN THE WOODS! THATS WHERE THEY HAVE THE WHIRLPOOLS. I WAS WATERSKIING IN THE WHIRLPOOLS WITH THE SHRIMPS!! THEY DID FLIPS IN THEIR WIGS WITH THE CATS!!

THIS IS THE WIG BUCKETS! I BOUGHT TWO HUNDRED WIGS AT THE GIFT SHOPS IN THE JUNGLE!! I ALSO BOUGHT A THERMOMETER! I AM GLAD THERE WERE NO CREEPS IN THE BUCKETS!! I WILL CALL THE RABBIT ON THE PHONES!!

Friday, 11 March 2005

TRAVEL UPDATE

I AM BUYING NEW WIGS FOR THE BEARS AT THE AIRPORTS!!

GOOD-BYE BEARS!! I WILL BRING YOU THE NEW WIGS IN A WEEK!!!

THE LIZARD IS DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THE WIGS


HEY LIZARD! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WIGS!! I AM GOING TO YELL AT THE TREE-CREEPS!!! WEAR THE HATS ON YOUR HEAD!!
GO TO THE DINNERS WITH EXECUTIVE LIZARD-WIG!! HE IS GUARDING THE SODAS!!!

I AM GOING ON THE AIRPLANES

I AM GOING TO THE JUNGLES!!! THAT'S WHERE THE TREE-CREEPS ARE!! I AM TAKING THE CLINT EASTWOOD WIG AND THE SANDWICHES ON THE AIRPLANES. THE TREE SPIDERS ARE TAKING THE WIGS AND THE BEANS!! I WILL BE GONE FOR ONE WEEK TO YELL AT THE TREE-CREEPS!!!!

I HOPE IT DOESN'T RAIN ON THE AIRPLANES! I WILL BE WEARING MY WIGS!! TELL THE OWLS TO HIDE THE BEANS!!
THIS IS THE VOLCANO! IT IS IN THE JUNGLE WITH THE SNAKES AND THE DINOSAURS!!

I AM TELLING THE SNAKES NOT TO FALL IN THE VOLCANOS!!!! THIS IS GREAT!! I AM GOING TO BUY THE COLLECTABLES!!!!!