What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Showing posts with label mice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mice. Show all posts
Wednesday, 25 June 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part Two
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Hide and squeak.
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What is small, furry and good at sword fights?
A mouseketeer.
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Twelve after one.
When do you need to oil a mouse?
When it squeaks.
When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
When you are a mouse.
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
E. Norm Mouse.
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part One
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Mice, Part One
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Say “cheese.”
How do you revive a drowning rodent?
Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
What do mice do when they're at home ?
Mousework.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir.
What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
Micetro.
What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A mouseterpiece.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield.
What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.
Wednesday, 12 March 2008
Joke: Three Blind Mice
Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor.
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Joke: Three Blind Mice
Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor.
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
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