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Friday 28 December 2007

What a big baby!



From Squirrels are Evil!

What a big baby!



From Squirrels are Evil!

Thursday 27 December 2007

Laundry Day


Laundry Day


Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 1

How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!

How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.

What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.

What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a hare?
A bunny ribbit.

What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!

Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Frogs, Part 1

How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!

How do you get a frog off the back window of your car?
Use the rear defrogger.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.

What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.

What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a hare?
A bunny ribbit.

What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied!

Wednesday 26 December 2007

Tuesday 25 December 2007

Merry Christmas!

To all our readers, friends and blog visitors ...

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

To all our readers, friends and blog visitors ...

Merry Christmas!

Joke: A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot about the other eleven days.



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Joke: A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

A Puppy's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four broken window candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses And I forgot about the other eleven days.



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Monday 24 December 2007

Does Santa need help with the sleigh?



More on Brutus and Rufus at It's a Dog's Life

Does Santa need help with the sleigh?



More on Brutus and Rufus at It's a Dog's Life

Sunday 23 December 2007

Jingle Bunny

Jingle Bunny

Joke: Holiday Etiquette for Dogs

Holiday Etiquette for Dogs

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:

- - don't pee on the tree
- - don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
- - mind your tail when you are near the tree
- - if there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
- - don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree

5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:

- - not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
- - don't eat off the buffet table
- - beg for goodies subtly
- - be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
- - don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.

6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:

- -observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses.
- - respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
- - tolerate children
- - turn on your charm big time.

7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DON'T BITE HIM!!



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Joke: Holiday Etiquette for Dogs

Holiday Etiquette for Dogs

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

4. They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know:

- - don't pee on the tree
- - don't drink water in the container that holds the tree
- - mind your tail when you are near the tree
- - if there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open
- - don't chew on the cord that runs from the funny-looking hole in the wall to the tree

5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:

- - not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans
- - don't eat off the buffet table
- - beg for goodies subtly
- - be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa
- - don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.

6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important:

- -observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses.
- - respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house
- - tolerate children
- - turn on your charm big time.

7. A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night. DON'T BITE HIM!!



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Saturday 22 December 2007

Oopsies!!!



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Oopsies!!!



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Joke: Christmas Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Joke: Christmas Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Friday 21 December 2007

Books for Holiday gift-giving



Winchester reviews books appropriate for the Holidays.

Books for Holiday gift-giving



Winchester reviews books appropriate for the Holidays.

Thursday 20 December 2007

Decorated for Christmas



More photos of Bosco at The Chocolate Dog Blog

Decorated for Christmas



More photos of Bosco at The Chocolate Dog Blog

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Santa's helpers: Pets dressed for Christmas


"can't wait for all the cookies" uploaded by bulldog1

"Santa Claws" uploaded by Malingering

"santa8s" uploaded by nika_gagarina

"Christmas lizards" uploaded by gerad

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"Toto Claus" uploaded by lynne_b (I'm back)

"Santa Bunny! (plotting my destruction)" uploaded by pippicat

"Kiki's First Christmas" uploaded by siskokid

"Barkley :santa dog" uploaded by wahoowadad

"Santa Kitty" uploaded by jemmett

"Santa's Littlest Helper" uploaded by Many Cats 4 Me

"Merry Christmas from Rabi&Marron" uploaded by tomo1203

"Santa Mina" uploaded by brandylee

"bullwinkle, grinch, milo, george and kermit celebrate the holidays" uploaded by Malingering

"Santa Mickey" uploaded by kelly-s

"Happy Chihuahuaka!" uploaded by vandyll.net

"SANTA HORSE" uploaded by Mausebärchen

"HO HO HO!!!" uploaded by missgingersnap

"Santa's new helper" uploaded by lipstickcat

Santa's helpers: Pets dressed for Christmas


"can't wait for all the cookies" uploaded by bulldog1

"Santa Claws" uploaded by Malingering

"santa8s" uploaded by nika_gagarina

"Christmas lizards" uploaded by gerad

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"Toto Claus" uploaded by lynne_b (I'm back)

"Santa Bunny! (plotting my destruction)" uploaded by pippicat

"Kiki's First Christmas" uploaded by siskokid

"Barkley :santa dog" uploaded by wahoowadad

"Santa Kitty" uploaded by jemmett

"Santa's Littlest Helper" uploaded by Many Cats 4 Me

"Merry Christmas from Rabi&Marron" uploaded by tomo1203

"Santa Mina" uploaded by brandylee

"bullwinkle, grinch, milo, george and kermit celebrate the holidays" uploaded by Malingering

"Santa Mickey" uploaded by kelly-s

"Happy Chihuahuaka!" uploaded by vandyll.net

"SANTA HORSE" uploaded by Mausebärchen

"HO HO HO!!!" uploaded by missgingersnap

"Santa's new helper" uploaded by lipstickcat