Monday 31 March 2008
Sunday 30 March 2008
Chaos Puppy
Christine, at Mirabilis.ca, says that Chaos is the smartest and most adorable dog ever.What do you think?
Chaos Puppy
Christine, at Mirabilis.ca, says that Chaos is the smartest and most adorable dog ever.What do you think?
Saturday 29 March 2008
Friday 28 March 2008
Thursday 27 March 2008
Wednesday 26 March 2008
Joke: The chicken and the horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Joke: The chicken and the horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Tuesday 25 March 2008
Monday 24 March 2008
Sunday 23 March 2008
Saturday 22 March 2008
Friday 21 March 2008
Thursday 20 March 2008
Wednesday 19 March 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Fish
What day does a fish hate?
Fry day.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
What fish is the brightest?
Sunfish.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
What type of fish play poker?
Card sharks.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What's slippery, lives in the sea and loves Dean Martin?
That's a Moray!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Fry day.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
What fish is the brightest?
Sunfish.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
What type of fish play poker?
Card sharks.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What's slippery, lives in the sea and loves Dean Martin?
That's a Moray!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Fish
What day does a fish hate?
Fry day.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
What fish is the brightest?
Sunfish.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
What type of fish play poker?
Card sharks.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What's slippery, lives in the sea and loves Dean Martin?
That's a Moray!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Fry day.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam."
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
What fish is the brightest?
Sunfish.
What fish is the most valuable?
A goldfish.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
What type of fish play poker?
Card sharks.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What's slippery, lives in the sea and loves Dean Martin?
That's a Moray!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why did the fish cross the road?
Somebody threw it!
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
Why don't fish play tennis?
They might get caught in the net.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Tuesday 18 March 2008
Monday 17 March 2008
Sunday 16 March 2008
Saturday 15 March 2008
Adoptable!
This is Princess. She is up for adoption at the Animal Welfare League in Chicago Ridge, IL.
Adoptable!
This is Princess. She is up for adoption at the Animal Welfare League in Chicago Ridge, IL.
Friday 14 March 2008
Thursday 13 March 2008
Wednesday 12 March 2008
Joke: Three Blind Mice
Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor.
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Joke: Three Blind Mice
Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum. One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet, the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor.
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friends,"Help me make it though the knight!"
Tuesday 11 March 2008
Monday 10 March 2008
Sunday 9 March 2008
Saturday 8 March 2008
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