A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
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Wednesday, 2 April 2008
Joke: Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
Wednesday, 26 March 2008
Joke: The chicken and the horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Joke: The chicken and the horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals!
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon, he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks."
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Chickens
If a rooster laid an egg on the roof of a house, which way would the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.
Why didn't the hens fight?
They were too chicken.
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.
Why didn't the hens fight?
They were too chicken.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Chickens
If a rooster laid an egg on the roof of a house, which way would the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.
Why didn't the hens fight?
They were too chicken.
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Where do tough chickens come from?
From hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossum it could be done.
Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Because if she dropped it, it would break.
Why didn't the hens fight?
They were too chicken.
Wednesday, 24 October 2007
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