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Wednesday 30 April 2008
Joke: Ice Fishing
A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
Joke: Ice Fishing
A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
Tuesday 29 April 2008
Monday 28 April 2008
Back seat driver
From American Tibetan Mastiff Association Photo Gallery. There are many, many more wonderful photos there.
Back seat driver
From American Tibetan Mastiff Association Photo Gallery. There are many, many more wonderful photos there.
Sunday 27 April 2008
Saturday 26 April 2008
Do not try this at home!
Cindy the Cavalier King Charles is able to carry out a dazzling display of tricks taught to her by Wolverhampton owner Ron Bucknall.
Watch the video of Cindy performing. via: Ursi's Blog
Source: expressandstar.com
Do not try this at home!
Cindy the Cavalier King Charles is able to carry out a dazzling display of tricks taught to her by Wolverhampton owner Ron Bucknall.
Watch the video of Cindy performing. via: Ursi's Blog
Source: expressandstar.com
Friday 25 April 2008
Thursday 24 April 2008
Wednesday 23 April 2008
Joke: Lab created animals
Since it seems that gene-splicing has become a reality, all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples of what could happen.
Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and you'll get a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.
Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon and you'll get a Sassoon, an animal that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.
Cross an armadillo with a hammerhead shark and you can keep your refrigerator smelling fresh with an Arm & Hammerhead shark.
Cross a parrot with an alligator and when the Parrigator asks you for a cracker, you'd be well advised to give it one.
Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.
Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and get a Mile-worm.
An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.
Here's an interesting five-way cross. An Alaskan King Crab, a kingfisher, a jackrabbit, a jackass and a jackal. This gives you a Full House.
Cross a rabbit with an amoeba and you'll get an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.
Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a Grasshoppapotamus, a short-lived creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
Cross a coyote with an ass, and the results are a Doncoyote. This is an ass that brays at windmills and tilts at the moon.
Cross a lion with an ocelot and you get a political animal, the Lialot, close relative to the Cheetalot.
Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.
Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater.
Cross a male sheep, a baby sheep, an Australian wild dog and a donkey and get ... Aram-alam-ading-donk.
A combination of a lamprey eel and a baboon created at a famous American college gives you the Harvard Lampoon.
A coward and a hyena gives you the laughing stock of the party, the Cowena.
Cross a snake with a canary and you get a bird that sings with a lisp, the Snary.
Cross a lamb with a camel to produce sweaters with bumps (especially for the ladies), the Lamel.
Cross aloe vera with baby's breath and get the ingredients for the French come on, Aloebaby.
Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and you'll get a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.
Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon and you'll get a Sassoon, an animal that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.
Cross an armadillo with a hammerhead shark and you can keep your refrigerator smelling fresh with an Arm & Hammerhead shark.
Cross a parrot with an alligator and when the Parrigator asks you for a cracker, you'd be well advised to give it one.
Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.
Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and get a Mile-worm.
An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.
Here's an interesting five-way cross. An Alaskan King Crab, a kingfisher, a jackrabbit, a jackass and a jackal. This gives you a Full House.
Cross a rabbit with an amoeba and you'll get an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.
Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a Grasshoppapotamus, a short-lived creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
Cross a coyote with an ass, and the results are a Doncoyote. This is an ass that brays at windmills and tilts at the moon.
Cross a lion with an ocelot and you get a political animal, the Lialot, close relative to the Cheetalot.
Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.
Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater.
Cross a male sheep, a baby sheep, an Australian wild dog and a donkey and get ... Aram-alam-ading-donk.
A combination of a lamprey eel and a baboon created at a famous American college gives you the Harvard Lampoon.
A coward and a hyena gives you the laughing stock of the party, the Cowena.
Cross a snake with a canary and you get a bird that sings with a lisp, the Snary.
Cross a lamb with a camel to produce sweaters with bumps (especially for the ladies), the Lamel.
Cross aloe vera with baby's breath and get the ingredients for the French come on, Aloebaby.
Joke: Lab created animals
Since it seems that gene-splicing has become a reality, all those old jokes about crossing a parrot with a centipede are within the realm of possibility. Here are a few examples of what could happen.
Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and you'll get a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.
Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon and you'll get a Sassoon, an animal that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.
Cross an armadillo with a hammerhead shark and you can keep your refrigerator smelling fresh with an Arm & Hammerhead shark.
Cross a parrot with an alligator and when the Parrigator asks you for a cracker, you'd be well advised to give it one.
Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.
Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and get a Mile-worm.
An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.
Here's an interesting five-way cross. An Alaskan King Crab, a kingfisher, a jackrabbit, a jackass and a jackal. This gives you a Full House.
Cross a rabbit with an amoeba and you'll get an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.
Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a Grasshoppapotamus, a short-lived creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
Cross a coyote with an ass, and the results are a Doncoyote. This is an ass that brays at windmills and tilts at the moon.
Cross a lion with an ocelot and you get a political animal, the Lialot, close relative to the Cheetalot.
Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.
Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater.
Cross a male sheep, a baby sheep, an Australian wild dog and a donkey and get ... Aram-alam-ading-donk.
A combination of a lamprey eel and a baboon created at a famous American college gives you the Harvard Lampoon.
A coward and a hyena gives you the laughing stock of the party, the Cowena.
Cross a snake with a canary and you get a bird that sings with a lisp, the Snary.
Cross a lamb with a camel to produce sweaters with bumps (especially for the ladies), the Lamel.
Cross aloe vera with baby's breath and get the ingredients for the French come on, Aloebaby.
Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers and you'll get a Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.
Cross a Sasquatch and a baboon and you'll get a Sassoon, an animal that lurks in the suburbs at night, catches unwary women and styles their hair.
Cross an armadillo with a hammerhead shark and you can keep your refrigerator smelling fresh with an Arm & Hammerhead shark.
Cross a parrot with an alligator and when the Parrigator asks you for a cracker, you'd be well advised to give it one.
Cross a sheep dog and a baby of the carp family will get you a Shag-carpette.
Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and get a Mile-worm.
An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.
Here's an interesting five-way cross. An Alaskan King Crab, a kingfisher, a jackrabbit, a jackass and a jackal. This gives you a Full House.
Cross a rabbit with an amoeba and you'll get an Amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.
Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a Grasshoppapotamus, a short-lived creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
Cross a coyote with an ass, and the results are a Doncoyote. This is an ass that brays at windmills and tilts at the moon.
Cross a lion with an ocelot and you get a political animal, the Lialot, close relative to the Cheetalot.
Cross a racehorse with a hog and you get a Thoroughpig.
Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but will also knit you a sweater.
Cross a male sheep, a baby sheep, an Australian wild dog and a donkey and get ... Aram-alam-ading-donk.
A combination of a lamprey eel and a baboon created at a famous American college gives you the Harvard Lampoon.
A coward and a hyena gives you the laughing stock of the party, the Cowena.
Cross a snake with a canary and you get a bird that sings with a lisp, the Snary.
Cross a lamb with a camel to produce sweaters with bumps (especially for the ladies), the Lamel.
Cross aloe vera with baby's breath and get the ingredients for the French come on, Aloebaby.
Tuesday 22 April 2008
A gentle giant
Via Riviera Dogs, where you'll find photos of dogs, and where possible their owners, in the south of France and Monaco.
A gentle giant
Via Riviera Dogs, where you'll find photos of dogs, and where possible their owners, in the south of France and Monaco.
Monday 21 April 2008
Friday 18 April 2008
Thursday 17 April 2008
Wednesday 16 April 2008
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Birds
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.
What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.
Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.
Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.
Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.
A crane.
What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.
What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.
Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.
Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.
Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Joke: Short Animal Jokes - Birds
What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.
What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.
Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.
Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.
Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.
A crane.
What bird never needs a haircut?
A bald eagle.
What do you call the place where parrots make movies?
Pollywood.
What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
When is down up?
When a duck is in flight.
Where do black birds drink?
At a crowbar.
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
It's quicker than driving.
Why does a hummingbird hum?
It doesn't know the words.
Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Tuesday 15 April 2008
Monday 14 April 2008
Sunday 13 April 2008
Saturday 12 April 2008
Friday 11 April 2008
Good time
via: Cute with Chris
In case you want to know & why would you?
Chris Leavins has acted on lots of TV shows, but they were Canadian TV shows so you probably haven’t heard of them. He was nominated for Canada’s version of the Emmy. It’s called the Gemini, but you probably haven’t heard of that either. He’s also been published in national magazines. The magazines are well-known, but people usually throw magazines in the garbage, or forget them on the bus. Chris currently lives in Los Angeles where he performs his work at many theaters. He is creator, writer, and anchor of the weekly internet show Cute with Chris.
Good time
via: Cute with Chris
In case you want to know & why would you?
Chris Leavins has acted on lots of TV shows, but they were Canadian TV shows so you probably haven’t heard of them. He was nominated for Canada’s version of the Emmy. It’s called the Gemini, but you probably haven’t heard of that either. He’s also been published in national magazines. The magazines are well-known, but people usually throw magazines in the garbage, or forget them on the bus. Chris currently lives in Los Angeles where he performs his work at many theaters. He is creator, writer, and anchor of the weekly internet show Cute with Chris.
Thursday 10 April 2008
Wednesday 9 April 2008
Joke: The Three Bears
It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
Joke: The Three Bears
It's a sunny morning in a big forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.
Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
Tuesday 8 April 2008
Monday 7 April 2008
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